Psychogirlfriend  

So what's going on. You said Arizona Guy was going to come visit you. You haven't mentioned him lately.

I said I hoped he would come visit me.

You said he was going to get his ass up here by Halloween. I thought you two had agreed on that.

I said we were shooting for Halloween as a possible time to meet up.

He doesn't even exist, does he?

Yes, he exists. I just got blown off, alright?