Psychozilla  

You ever read Shogun?

Fraid' not.

Then I reccomend you go to the Library and rent it, unless your a slow reader.

Slow reader!? I once read the entire Harry Potter series in on day! Had a horrible neck cramp afterwards. Still do.

Like hell you did! the first 3, maybe. Those last 2 are fucking huge!

I do have that neck cramp. Why else would I be staring upwards all the time?