Pump_Jockey

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I pump gas at a gas station. When you go to your local gas station, don't be cheap, they don't pay us that well. Give us some money. It'll compensate for the brain damage caused by the gas fumes. Send your feedback to pump_jockey@hotmail.com

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Alcohol warps your brain and makes you suck.

by Pump_Jockey
1-11-01

Well, isn't this stupid?


	Tonight on NBC....


	Ring! Ring!


	I'm going to eat your brains.


	I have no brains man.

Aren't you glad you wasted your fucking time on this?


	You are sentenced to death for writing that very horrible comic. What do you have to say for yourself?


	It was a momentary lapse of sanity. If I had been thinking, I surely would have known that phones don't talk when hung up. My bad. Sorry.

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