Pump Jockey gets his Very Own Show!!!

Author: Pump_Jockey

Date: November 23, 2001

by Pump_Jockey
11-23-01
Pump Jockey gets his very own show!!!
We're proud to bring you Big Evil Dan!!!
Thank you. Thank you. No applause, please.
You are a steaming pile of cow feces. Next guest please!
Hey, man, that's not very nice. You're only jealous because I'm funnier than you.
You are a steaming pile of cow feces! Next guest please!
Aww, c'mon, I got feelings too. Why are you so mean to all of us?