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by Quadrophenic
11-04-03
Dog on a Ball often made snap judgements about people
You look a bit strange to me. Don't take that this the wrong way or anything, but are you... special?
Who the hell does he think he is?
Sometimes his observations became insulting
Haha! You're really short! Man it must suck to be you
I smile because it's true
Moral- if someone's being rude, tell them and they'll stop. It's all so simple
You're really rude
Then I shall stop

 

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
once upon a vagina
this is a letter informing me I am retarded. I would think that you are the retarded one because you are Chinese.
Mmm, rice and dogs.
some stuff happened
maybe all racial minorities should be put on an island with some lethal bears
Mmm, dogs and noodles.
Lastly,
Hmm. It seems we are in the sky after all.
Fascist

 

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
Then:
i have fallen into the ground
i am angry and hunger for fresh scrotal blood
nipples
YOU SHUT UP
check out my love for God
AND THEEEEEEN
Please touch me
I have both a penis and a vaginey

 

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
This it what it sounds like when doves cry.
I personally don't think sex with children is wrong. It's a characteristic that I commend both in myself and in others.
Bo diggity dang! Ah am feelin' you brudder! What says you and me starts up a chile porno ring?
It was a beautiful union of kindred souls ripped apart by the constraints of society- welcome to Utopia.
Sucky sucky ten dollars?
Yes my child, I is well up for that.
Soon everyone was doing it. Paedophilia was rife, and eventually legalised in the uncontroversial and highly praised 'Ain't it fun to fuck children?' Act 2004
Finally they understand what I died for! Geez, took them long enough!
A world with unrestricted legal child porn is a happy world indeed.

 

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
And he wanted to stick his weiner into my butt, but the butt is lacking the mucus producing cells that are so plentiful in the vag, so I think I'll have to say no.
Girl, you gotta stick up for yo'self more.
I mean, I've heard such stories about rectal rippage and teh AIDS, and I'm pretty sure buggery contributes to the high levels of poverty and deprivation in the shanties of Milton Keynes.
Felch me.
Not to mention covering his love wand in my special butt mud, I mean wiping has never been my strong poi...I, I'm sorry, what did you say?
Yes, I'm going to have to kill you.

 

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
THE POOT THAT LIVED!
Oh fuck... that was a proper von egg! I have to leave right now!
I live!
REVEL IN HIS ULTIMATE POWER!
I LIVE!
Sweet mother of God! It blew apart the plane!
Then the truth hits hard
You really fucking stink man.
My life as I know it is over... for I am a stinker

 

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
No tampon can hold him, nor pad sustain...
I AM THE MENSTRUAL STAIN! NO TAMPON CAN HOLD ME!
Ooooh that was a particularly heavy period.
Heaven and Earth shall bleed again when he comes to reign...
I AM THE MENSTRUAL STAIN!
OH GOD! OH GOD! IT'S IN MY HAIR!
-insert another witty variation of line from 'In the Bleak Mid Winter'-
I AM THE MEN ..... Fuck this, I'm off to the pub.
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!

 

by Quadrophenic
1-30-04
Once...
oh, it appears i am a clown who is sad
I shall kill you with my knife probably
And also,
i am wearing a nappy for sometimes I make poops and craps and they fall on the floor
i think what will happen is that i will hit you with my fists
Then
RAAH, DEATH AND THE SUCHLIKE
something is squidgy in my pants

 

by Quadrophenic
1-30-04
What is life? What is the meaning of everything that comes and everything that goes? Is it but a mere spasm in the nervous system that constitutes the universe...?
Something tells me I should eat his brains...
Not my brains! I must take them to a safe place!
Oh fuckily-doo! I have to stop thinking out loud.
He took his brains away. I didn't have a chance!
To create a dramatic ending I should kill you with uber-violence, but I don't actually give a toss.

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