Quigles3000  

You like tasty knife through head, yes?

Wooah! Let's not be too hasty here! I was just kidding around...

You don't like tasty knife through head?

Um....nooooo. Does this mean you're not going to kill me?

Oh no. I still going kill you. But instead of knife, me use axe. Better, yes?

Walk away slowly....walk away slowly...