All comics by Rabid_Potato

 

by Rabid_Potato
4-06-01
Sheee-it, baby! She got it goin on, yo.
Hey, Sweet Thang. Howzabout your bad self an' me gettin' jiggy widdit?
Uh...well...okay.
10 MINUTES LATER...
Well, Biatch, who's yo Daddy? Did I rock yo world?
My world was as well-rocked as can be expected considering you just shoved a femur up my twat and then fell asleep.

 

by Rabid_Potato
4-06-01
EXCEPTS FROM THE C'THULHU RADIO INTERVIEW AT STATION WRBD BACK IN FEBRUARY 1995
Well, today on the Looooney Morning Show, we're pleased to welcome Ol' Squidface himself, Great Cthulhu!
Thanks for having on the show, Jungle Jim.
Let's cut to the chase: H.P. Lovecraft's grandson has published a book in which he claims that you are a "Raging Fag". Care to comment?
My agent informed you when we set up this interview that I would not be discussing my personal life. I'm only here to plug my new Satuday morning cartoon on Fox.
Any truth to the rumors of you and George Michael?
Prepare to be fed to the Shoggoths, little man.

 

by Rabid_Potato
4-06-01
Mexican Wrestler...we have to talk about where this relationship is going.
So what the hairy fuck is problem this time?!
See! It's stuff like that! You're rude, obnoxious, loud, and you just don't treat me right. I don't know why we ever got together in the first place.
Because I'm mega-rich and have a cock the thickness of a boa constrictor!
Oh yeah! And you have a bitchin' car, too.
Damned straight, chica!

 

by Rabid_Potato
4-06-01
Young lady! When you do that I can see right up your skirt!
I don't fucking recall telling you to stop!
Oh.

 

by Rabid_Potato
4-08-01
"Dear Jim, It is with savage glee and nigh-orgasmic delight that I inform you that while you've been in prison, I've been porking the hell out of your old lady. I can't think of a better way to piss o
"Suddenly, my pants were down and she was giving me mouth-love for all she was worth! Damn, that lady's got a tongue like an electric eel! And those breasts? Whoa Nelly! I sure am glad that you're in
Hey, Jim.
Hey, Mad-Dog.
"In closing, let me just say that I'm paying one of the guys in Cell Block F to kill you with a shiv to the testes. Ta-ta, fairy!"
Another letter from your dad?
Yeah.

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