All comics by Raekwon

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by Raekwon
1-19-03
I'm really quite Happy!
Yo hip momma, I sure am cooool with my 1950's beatnik goatee and false sense of entitlement
I can't live the lie anymore, I must end my life
I sure am glad reality hasn't it me yet
I hate my wife and love having sex with dead bodies
Solid, you're going to love what I have to tell you then.

 

by Raekwon
1-19-03
Even Robots know the difference between whitebread and black people
Yo dawg, word to the mother G!
Quiet Fleshling, you aren't black.
People would rather bang nails in their heads then listen to this, but then sometimes...
Where's the flava mah homie?
Shut up white boy, you aren't black
The retard mating ritual begins
Yo yo yo, respect my street rep or I'll get my homies to beat you down Compton style
Yo' da real deal G, let's listen to mah Eminem CD and kick puppies

 

by Raekwon
1-19-03
Rightious Fire will engulf us all
You are not trying to hit bottom hard enough, and the first rule of fight club is...
SHUT UP!! I WILL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL AS A SACRIFICE TO MY LLAMA-ZEBRA!
Bitch please
Hey, I was right for once, yuuup, time for a crispy creme then mutilate my genitalia, damn my schedule is busy.

 

by Raekwon
1-20-03
College sure is expensive, without the parents helping I'm in a rough state.
My parents are multi-millionaires, are paying for everything, and I still have a full ride scholarship, Mom was right about giving the Dean head
Hey, I just got ten thousand dollars from Uni for the hummer I gave the admissions guy
bitch

 

by Raekwon
1-20-03
Ahh, a week of classes over, I wonder what I should do tonight?
How about a little Quake 3? Or Counter-Strike may be more to your tastes?
Gaze into the hypnotic power of my EVIL pixels! Mwahahaha!
Computer is talking, and I'm not even on LSD this time, this should be interesting

 

by Raekwon
1-20-03
Right to left is how this conversation works
I have used it's raw material to take a physical form
Hey! Where did my computer go?
Uhh, yah..but
It's gone then?
Hello? Evil demon here...I knew inhabiting a nerds computer was a mistake
That was a Athlon 2000 with a 200 gig harddrive and 2 gigs of RAM! It cost me a full months salary YOU BASTARD!

 

by Raekwon
1-20-03
So how long have you been in my computer?
Ever since you installed Windows ME, I was part of the registry
Why haven't you tried to communicate before? Have you inhabited anyone else's computer?
I'm on every computer, maybe you recognize my OTHER form...
You...you're PURE evil!!
No one ever suspected...well some did, but I just overheated their CPU and burned their houses down

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