RagingSphincter  

HAHA! I AM TEH PAINNFULL STD FAIRY! COME TO GIVE YUO TEH CLAP!

I AM TEH DEVIL> I HAEV COEM TO RAEP YUO AND USE YUO AS A PROFALACTIC.

YUO AER SO SEXY. WE MUST GET MARRIED. IN TEH CHAPEL.

YES WE SHALL. TEHN WE CAN FUCK BRAINS OUT WITH FIRE>

WE ARE ASIANS

YES. ASIANS WITH FIRE.