Randomness is Overrated

Author: RainbowCat

Date: May 4, 2010

by RainbowCat
5-04-10
Ethan: Man, I sure am useful, what with my cool Sudowoodo and other Pokémon. I hope nothing bad happens to me.
RandomMan: Hey, I'm back from not existing and I'm bored with you, so I'm switching characters.
Ethan: But, I was making new friends and gaining plot relevance!
RandomMan: T-O-O BAD! It's off to tentacle rape land for you!
RandomMan: Now here's a character that I certainly won't get bored with. Certainly.
Iris: Please, Zero! Don't fight my brother! He's British!