Okay, Gabe... You dragged me down to your cave-basement. What's going on?
I need your advice...
Fire away!
Well... I'm starting college this fall, and I have no idea what I want to do with my life! Can you give me any insight?
I find that when I'm on the cusp of a major life decision, it's best that I first drink a savory cup of my world -famous, fresh-brewed coffee! Let me pour you a cup...
Dude... You have GOT to get off this coffee rant of yours!
