You know, Chicka... We've been seeing each other for six months now, and I think you're special. Therefore, I think it's time for us to take the next step and sleep together!
I agree. Do you have a condom?
No... Do you?
Yes! I never travel without them 'cause you never know, right?
Uh....
Just last week, a bunch of the guys from my old high school's football team came over to my house to party, and not one of them brought a rubber! THANK GOD I had a couple of boxes laying around...
