Mom told me to tell you that dinner's ready, dad...
...there's always that seminal moment in a young boy's life when he accidently catches sight of his father's penis, which, by comparison, seems HUGE...
What's the menu for tonight, son?
Waffles!
...scarring the boy for the rest of his life as he tries to "measure up" to dear ol' dad!
Again? SON-OF-BITCH! SHIT!!
Wow! Dad's hung like a horse thief in the Old West!
