That dickwad, Hairy Zemuni, is calling our comics with re-occurring charact-ers "atrocities"! [Arrrgggghhh!]Gumby, Captain Obvious, Blind Cop and I are "taking up arms" at dawn! You with us, Smelty?
Uh... I have no-
DON'T SAY IT!! [Arrgghh!] We just need you to sit on Hairy as we draw and quarter his ass AFTER Shaq "gets intimate" with him by using his huge pencil dick! ARRRRRRGGHHH!!
