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| Yesterday, hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens across America were out protesting on behalf of their so-called "civil rights"... | |
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| ...wanting to be guaranteed citizenship without having to go through the process, just like EVERY OTHER GROUP of immigrants had to before them! | |
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| Hey! I had to wait two millenia before I could even get a simple green card! I mean... WHAT THE FUCK?? | |
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| In related news, scandalous pictures of President Bush sucking Vicente Fox's dick surfaced on the Drudge Report. When asked about the photos, new press secretary Tony Snow said... | |
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