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| ...and, then Crabby asked me to stick my big toe up his ass. You should have heard him squeal like a stuck pig! OINK!! | |
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| Really? Well, I heard Big Frank is not so "big". He just calls himself that so he can lure retarded girls into have cybersex with him! | |
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| Yeah? Well, I learned that Matt Mallone likes dressing up goats in Girl Scouts uniforms, and whacks off while watching them eat garbage! | |
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| What a sicko! Speaking of sick... Biped has an inflatable TOBOR doll at home, and I don't EVEN want to tell you what happens when the lights go out! | |
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(With all this yakking going on, they didn't see the Mack Truck coming, which subsequently flattened them!)
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| I heard Edoggy Dog likes to stick his finger in a light socket while his cat- Uh, do you hear something? | |
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| Not a thing! Well, I saw a nude picture of RCL Guy, and he's hung like a... | |
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