So, people ask me why I decided to sponsor that little Filipino girl I saw on TV for around fifty cents a day...
"Is it because you were so moved by the horrid environ- ment she lives in you felt in your heart you had to do anything you can to help?" they ask. P'shaw! As IF!
I only pive years old...
It's because I'm into Asian chicks and I figure at fifty cents a day, when she finally reaches the age of eighteen, she's going to owe me one MAJOR blowjob!
