Okay... The reason why I brought you all the way up here to the North Pole is I have a very secret mission for you to perform. The plan's ingenious because no one would ever suspect a cat!
Duh.
Now, listen. This is very important. First, you must- what the fuck? Are you even listening? Kitty? Kitty, kitty, KITTY? GODDAMMIT!! I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!!
