Gary the Flesh-eating Zombie has been ship wrecked on this desert island for three years now...
*ick*
It's not like he's in some uncharted location that nobody has even heard of so he could never be found. In fact, he's just fifty miles off the coast of California...
*ACK*
But, every time the Coast Guard sends a rescue party, Gary ends up making Hawaiian barbeque out of them!
