So, my friend set me up with some guy named Hideki Matsui. He's Japanese and plays baseball with the New York Yankees...
I told her I don't date Asian guys because they have small dicks. My friend said that he's really rich, so I probably wouldn't notice that he has a small dick...
To my surprise, his dick is even smaller than I imagined. I gave him a blowjob and it felt like I was smoking a mini-ature cigarette. I mean, we're talking zuibun chiisai!
