"We're here at The Masters, the most storied golf course in America. A course that has seen great champions like Palmer, Nicklaus, and Woods. Speaking of Tiger Woods..."
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"This will be his first tournament since all the controversy surrrounding his affairs. Thank God he got some therapy and has put that behind him. Hmmm...It appears he's late for his tee time."
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"Where the hell is Tiger?"
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| Who's your daddy, bitch? That's right. Tiger's your daddy! Now, suck Tiger's dick, you skanky waitress whore!!!! | |
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