Hi, folks... I'm one of those "free range" chickens on a free-range farm that the folks at PETA demanded the chicken industry adopt.
Supposedly, being able to roam free, instead of being cooped up in a cage, before the farmer kills me for my meat is more "humane", but either way, I'm still dead!
So, as far as I'm concerned, all you do-gooder animal rights people can go fuck yourselves!
