Hmmm... Seems to have a strange texture to it. Sort of creamy on the inside, with a semi-pliable skin on the outside.
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[ *sniff, sniff* ] Smells a little pungent, which could indicate a lower bowel infection. Maybe, ulcerative colitis. Or, intestinal fistula... Better taste it to be sure.
Dude...
Yeccch... This tastes like shit!
Did you just stick your finger in this pile of dog feces?
