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| Did you here about Lester? I saw him on his deathbed yesterday... | |
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| I saw him this morning. He said he wanted to take his money with him when he died, so he gave me half of all his money in cash and wants- | |
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| ...you to throw it in the hole right before they bury him? He gave me the other half of all his money and asked me to do the same thing! | |
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| Cool. See you at the funeral... | |
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Three days after the funeral...
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| I have a confession to make... I didn't throw all his money into the hole. I kept a little bit for myself so I could buy a new bunnysuit. | |
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| I can't believe you did that, you thieving bastard! I threw in a personal check for the full amount! | |
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