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"Hey, Melty... Can you switch the TV over to the Lakers game?"
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| Today on Oprah... Oprah show's you how you can make your man do anything you want without having to use your vagina as a bargaining chip. | |
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"So, we're stuck watching Oprah?"
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| Yes. I have to write a detailed report of each day's pro-gram, then read it to my girlfriend as I give her a bubble bath and massage. | |
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| Plus, putting your man on an allowance can be an effective way of draining all his bank accounts without him knowing it. | |
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"Why do you always do what your girlfriend wants you to?"
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| And, for all you men out there taking notes for a detailed report you'll be reading to your girfriend, there's now a downloadable transcipt available... | |
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