What a great job I have! They pay me $150,000 a year to just stand here and keep an eye on the card catalogs...
Plus, I don't think anyone ever comes down here. Which is good. Because, if someone saw me drinking this beer, I'd be fired on the spot!
Later that afternoon, this dumbass does get "fired on the spot" for drink-ing beer and finds out even later that he doesn't qualify for unemployment because he's only been on this job for a day....
And, my dad told me I would never amount to anything!
