I just love the desert! The blue skies, the scenic views, the fresh air!
So, what do you think of the "great outdoors", Felix?
Did you remember to bring my cat bed? The ground looks awfully hard... And, where's the nearest litter box up in this bitch? I gotta take a MAJOR dump...
I never should have let that limp-wristed faggot at the pet store talk me into buying a fucking cat instead of that black labrador I really wanted...
