It's called, "Kwanzaa". And, you shouldn't assume that just because I'm black, I celebrate that made-up bullshit...
I think you're misunderstanding me, my broth-
AND, STOP TRYING TO RELATE TO ME BY CALLING ME YOUR "BROTHER", ASSHOLE!!!
Actually, we really ARE brothers because daddy liked to fuck the help. Secondly, I was going to give you a Ninja 250R for Christmas. Now you'll have to suck my dick before I'd ever give it to you!
