On his day off, Bill spends the day at the beach with his sister and niece...
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| Some people say I have an odd way of holding my hand out when I want to shake hands, like I'm holding a penis. | |
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| Ummm... You said penis, Uncle Bill! | |
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| Well... I, um, didn't mean to say "penis", Sally .... I really meant to say- | |
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| Ummmm... You said penis again! I'm telling mom. | |
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(Bill spent three months in lockup, getting brutally raped in the showers, before his sister dropped the child molestation charges against him.)
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| Please, don't tell your mom I said peni- | |
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