"Thank you for applying for public employee negotiator representing the State of California, but I'm sorry..."
I didn't get the job? Why not?
"Because, your a whore!"
What's the difference?
"Hmmm... You have a point there. Okay. You're hired. Your first assign-ment is to get in bed the the teacher's union to make sure they funnel millions towards the governor's reelection."
