Well, well, well, Melvin... I guess you thought it was funny when you picked me up by the horns and shook me like a James Bond martini.
Little did you know that I am a rare Asian goat that secretes a paralyzing venom through said horns, causing you to freeze up like Microsoft Windows® Vista...
Soon, the venom will reach your heart, causing you to have a massive coronary and die! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...
