Lemme guess... You've locked yourself out of your house. AGAIN. And, you need to use my dick as a skeleton key. AGAIN. Is that the only reason we're friends?
No, no, no... You've got me all wrong! I'm having a big get-together at my house tonight and I want you to come.
Lemme guess... You're having a early Halloween party and you want me to hide in the coat closet so I can scare your guests by popping out at a predetermined time.
