I have to thank you for seeing me on such short notice, but my 10-year high school reunion is next week...
Ever since I saw your ad on Facebook, I've been wanting to try your cutting-edge, "stretch" therapy...
Sure, I'm aware it can be painful, and my nipples might end up looking like undercooked spaghetti noodles, but it's worth it as long you make my tits bigger than Phreaky's!