I'm sorry, Mr. Handpump, but your wife didn't survive the surgery... She's dead.
Hmmm... Most men, when they hear their wife just died, start to cry uncontrollably, or at least look sad. What's with the smirk on this asshole's face?
Um, did your wife happen to have a sizable life insurance policy?
Let's just say the next time you see me will be never as I plan to buy Rhode Island with the benefit payout.
