This is the story of Tiki, the asshole donut seller...
Whenever customers come in and try to buy a donut, he pretends he's all out of that particular type, even though it can be clearly seen through the display counter glass.
Needless to say, his repeat customer business is non-existent, and once word go out, his new customer business dried up, too.
I think I'll go in the back and "frost" the eclairs, if you know what I mean. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
