Okay... I see cum on the desk, cum on the chester drawers, cum on the lamp, cum on the fake Van Gogh, cum on the door knob, cum on the flat-screen TV, cum on the carpet...
...cum on the clock radio, cum on the towel rack, cum on the checkout sign, cum on the night table, cum on the ice bucket, cum on the pillow mint. Are you getting all this?
Yessir!
Now, let's turn on the blacklight and see what else those gay fuckers spooged on in here...
