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This is Dwayne... He was hired to guard the stacks and stacks of the new regulations for the Affordable Care Act, aka "Obamacare"... He is guarding them because the regualtions are "top secret"...
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(The reason why the regulations are top secret is because the Feds know that the people would stampede the Capitol building and White House if they actually knew what is in the new regulations.)
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But, Dwayne does not care about what they are and why he is guarding them. All he cares about is that he gets to dress up as Black Ninja Man and practice his katakana during working hours.
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