Roger steps up to the urinal, pulls out what appears to be either a Vienna Sausage, or an extremely small penis, and-
Dude, just record what happens and keep the snide commentary to yourself...
I'm just trying to spice up what is otherwise a very mundane activity.
Well, just stick to the fact- OH, GOD!! IT BURNS!!!
It appears our "hero", Roger, is suffering from a bad case of gonor-rhea... Maybe, he picked it up in Miami Beach from that tranny hooker he met at Mango's Tropical Caf-
