Thirty years ago to the day, my parents abandoned me way out here in the middle nowhere! I WAS SO SCARED AND ALL ALONE!!AAAAAAAAAAA!!! I SHIT MY PANTS!!
I can see how a traumatic experience like that could have given you loose stools when you were a child.
No, I mean I just [*OOMPH* ] shit my pants recalling it!
You mean that isn't someone cooking beef curry I'm smelling?
