Next on TBS... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Sticky Ear? Bear cum."
Sir, we've had complaints about noises coming from this cave...
What kind of noises, officer?
Masturbation noises.
Oh, those noises. Okay, I confess... It was an especially long winter and I haven't "flogged the pharoah" in weeks!
Flogged the pharoah?
You know... "Rubbed the rack". "Kneaded the naughty bit". "Cranked the corn-cob". "Palmed the pilot". "Bopped the..." Well, I think you get the jism. I mean, GIST.
