When your done cleaning up that dead nigger in the garage, I have some more gourm-et coffee for you to try... None of that freeze-dried shit, neither. Well, some of it's freeze-dried.
Anyhoo... I'll just lay these on the table and you can serve yourself. I gotta go take a major dump. The wife puts way too much paprika in her chitlins, so my lower intestines are on fire!