This is Dracula's lesser-known, and lesser self-confident brother, Gordon...
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| Oh, there's Tyler... I would love to bite his neck, but what if he rejects me? I don't think I could handle that. | |
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| What if I talk to him first? Strike up a conversation and get to know him, and have him get to know me? Nahhhhh... He'll probably just think I'm a dweeb! | |
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(Is there any wonder he constantly borders on starvation?)
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| I know... I'll friend-request him on Facebook and if he accepts, then I'll tweet him, and if he responds, I'll write him a letter and... | |
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