I got the autopsy results back on your side kick, Captian Obvious, and you'll never believe what killed him. I can hardly believe it myself!
Just give it to me straight, doc!
Wouldn't it make more sense if I gave it to you GAY?
What?
Uh, never mind... Anyway, it appears Wanderboy's cause of death was a common household item. Most people call it a "plunger". We found it halfway up his lower intestine.
