"Did you solve last night's homework problem, Ethan?"
Yes, Miss Dollarnipples.
"Please, write your answer on the chalkboard."
With what? My penis?
"THAT'S IT, YOUNG MAN! I'M TIRED OF YOUR SMART-ASS REMARKS!! YOU WILL STAY AFTER SCHOOL AND WRITE A THOUSAND TIMES ON THE CHALKBOARD 'I WILL STOP BEING A SMARTASS IN CLASS'!!"
