Yeah, there's a problem... I came in for trim of my beard and one of your barber-bots cut off all my hair!
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ARNOLD. EVER SINCE HIS SKIING ACCIDENT, HIS LASER OPTICS HAVE BEEN OFF. JUST LAST WEEK HE ACCIDENTLY CUT OFF SOME POOR SHLUB'S TESTICLES. THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
NOT TO MENTION THE EAR-PIERCING SCREAM... ANYHOO, I CAN HAVE ARNOLD TRY TO TRIM YOUR BEARD AGAIN FOR FREE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE.
