Dear Lord... I've been a very good Christian my whole life and I only ask for one thing from you tonight...
Please, please, PLEASE give my fat fuck of a wife a fatal heart attack before she makes it to the bed and makes me perform sex with her nasty, blubbery ass!
"Here I come, baby... Prepare for some hot, sloppy fuck- *ACK* MY HEART!! [ *gasp* ]"
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