Pudgefackor? I think you have the wrong house, ma'am. Maybe, Mr. Pudgefacker lives on the next street over.
I happen to know Mr. Pudgefacker has lived here for over 35 years, buster! Mrs. Pudge-facker was a dear friend until she died last year. Their son, Mr. Pudgefacker Jr just graduated art school.
(Are we going to keep saying Pudgefacker until someone laughs?)
