I think I will zap my name on this wall... Pew! Pew! Pew!
Are you really going to dispose of me and all my friends?
Of course... We were planning on leaving your planet alone until your feeble president shot down our surveillance balloon! Now, we are taking over and have no need for humans!
What if I give head you on a daily basis? Will you keep me then?
Do you even know how to give head?
Unfortunately, that's how I beat out the competition for this job!
