CHOPPED UP YOUR EX-WIFE! YOU'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE FOR MONTHS HOW MUCH YOU WISHED YOUR WIFE WERE DEAD, SO I TOOK CARE OF IT!
And, you used my ax?
YES!
My one-of-kind, specialty Paul Bunyan signature ax with my full name and address burned into the handle so it could only be traced backed to me as the murder weapon?
