In a recent episode of this "comic strip" I was portrayed as being a whining tech-boy. On top of that I was quoted as calling newbies "noobs" instead of the correct term "n00bs" in hacker speak.
This can only prove that I am incredibly clever and the author of this strip is a fool without mad skillz like me. Besides I hear he only saw Episode I once and hasn't seen Matrix Reloaded yet!
I think I've made my case. In other news, I've found three Star Trek tunes for my cell phone and I'm currently writing Chapter 2 of my fan fiction epic involving Agent Scully, me and Lara Croft.....
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Your time's up. Now come over here and give me a big hug.....